why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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