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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

wael.. nuff said

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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