- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A hill billy went fishing

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Dumbledore dies.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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