- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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