What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Oh s***

get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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