What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Maths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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