- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

If life gives you lemonade.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Oh s***

get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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