- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did death say to life? Go die

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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