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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Where's my tractor?

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Penis

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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