- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Yo Momma is not fat.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Golf.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

nothing

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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