- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

France had one revolution

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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