Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Golf.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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nothing

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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