- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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