- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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