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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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