- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Women's Rights

why did you poop because you are a poop

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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