- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Whats funny? Your face.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

PENIS lol

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

i committed murder

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

hello anomonous

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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