What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

women's rights

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Robin, get in the car!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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