Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Heskey time.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A car walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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My name is Jeff

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Boob

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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