knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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