What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

think twice or at least think

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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