why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's one plus one? two.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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