A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Anti Joke

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