How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Where's the soap?

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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