Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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don't just stand there

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Lets Go Lakers!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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