Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

womens rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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