- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

once upon a time, it snowed

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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