A whole 'nother.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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black people swimming

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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