- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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