- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

girls basketball

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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