What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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PENIS that is all

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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