Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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