- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

whats worse than gill? nothing

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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