How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Barack Obama

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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