- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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