I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Major League Soccer

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Soccer...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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