- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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