Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

If youre African, why are you white?

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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