A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What is a jew in space? Dead

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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