Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

osama bin laden is dead

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Pickles are moist.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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