- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Obama

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Im cute hehehee

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Penis

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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