- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's 2+2? Fish

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