Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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