- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Wanna hear a joke? no

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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