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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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