Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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