- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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