- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Women's rights

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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