- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the house burn down? Obama

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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