whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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