I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you call an arab ?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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