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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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