How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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one stop shop

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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I was watching Fox news.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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