why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Nickelback.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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