Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call an arab ?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Kyle grund parker coffey

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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