Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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