Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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