- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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