What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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