- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walks into a bar

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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