Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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123 f*ck off

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whats green and lives in the water

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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