Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Rebecca Black

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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