why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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My mum is called Steve

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Obama

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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