- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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