- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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