- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what does a chair look like? a chair.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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