- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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