- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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