Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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WOw you have no life

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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call me maybe.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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