A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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