- Anti Joke

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family