Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

YEAH THEY DO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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