- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

field day?

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Antijokes...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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