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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

A seal walks into a club.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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