Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Rylan Clark

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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