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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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