- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's up? Your time.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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