- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Seven

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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