- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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