There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

i dont care if you rate me or not

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

can you touch your toes? no

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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