- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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