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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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