- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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