why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Knock knock come in.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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