Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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