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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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