- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Seven

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]