What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

batman has diarrhea

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Hail Hitler

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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