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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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