- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

poopoo

ur gey

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Heskey time.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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