Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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