thomas!!!!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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