- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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