- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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