- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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