Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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