your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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