- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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