- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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