Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Black people in Camden NJ.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

No it doesnt..

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Oh, right

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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