Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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