- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Katy Perry

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

I'm HIV positive.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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