Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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