- Anti Joke

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.