- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Sloths

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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