- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Once there was a girl named Andrea

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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