- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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