- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

your mum

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Equal rights!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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