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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Equal rights!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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