Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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