- Anti Joke

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you do at a club? You club.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the new green? Green

I literally died laughing

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.