What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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