- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

women's rights.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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