- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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