Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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