- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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